FISHLAMB'S MoMoLiu Blahtology

Saturday, May 12, 2007

原定9-ish am 起身, 不過最後都係11am 先落到床; 嘻嘻, 都算係咁啦, I had a tough week, so, bear with me.

Plan 好了今日要去"敘香園" 問酒席嘅野, 亦都要車媽咪去Fanshi's 婆婆的funeral. 其實我發覺, 如果媽咪唔係失驚無神叫我番工之前車佢去邊去邊, 我係OK 願意架喎. 咁都好丫, 都可以安慰自己話, 我都唔係衰女嘅表表者.

同媽咪去左食Sushi Garden, 好味道~ 都算好彩喇, 如果遲10min 去到就一定搵唔到位! 不過我都蠢左lu, 泊左WSB 喺門口, 要俾$$ 入咪錶, 而且入得太多了. 如果益左下一個人, 咁算唔算係日行一善? YSL, 下次我地再去過啊! :)

問酒席嘅過程都算峰迴路轉. 之前一直都覺得"敘香園" 太貴, 但其他幾間酒樓又唔係話特別中意, 所以拖左成個月都決定唔到. 拖下拖下, 計下條數, 最後都決定豪俾佢啦, 一生人一次... 我問M.A., 咁2nd choice 係邊間? 可能當時大家都無諗過真係會訂唔到, 所以M.A. 口快快咁話"富大". Well, 其實我都唔覺得有乜咁大問題, 不過每逢我同其他人講的時候, 大家個下巴都跌晒落街, 反應十分一致: "Huh?! 唔係話?!" -_-" [其實我有少少同情"富大" - 淪落為只能用作教會聚餐的地方?] 多得公主前幾日提醒我, 不如考慮埋"麒麟" 啦, 反正1st choice 都已經set 到咁高. 好奇怪, 之前一直無考慮過"麒麟", 連問都未問過, 可能係俾西姐嚇親? 算是大家心裡面的一個盲點吧!

去到"敘香園", 哈, 真係無晒位(唔知點解我真係無擔心過會無位囉! So stupid...)! Panic 了一會, 然後諗住同人爭July 5 果個slot (有人留左名但未落訂), 但就比起我地預期早左好多. 死死地氣, 都留左個名, 但都打算去check out 埋"麒麟". 其實初初有少少唔係好想去 - eh, 因為我唔識路囉. -_-" 多得YSL 同學遙距導航(very specific instructions indeed!), 最終平安到達. Long story short, 最後的結果係:
1. 我地心目中果日, 無問題!
2. 喺好近大部份人屋企的Coquitlam "麒麟", 唔駛去到咁遠.
3. Under budget - Favourable Variance!
... 10,000 個thanks God! 可能只不過係我地蠢, 所以中間兜左好多個彎, 但卻在碰釘的時候更經歷神的供應. There isn't one single problem that is greater than God' power.

... So, folks, 07/26/2008, come join us & make our day!

Thanks for checking out our dream house... l0-0king forward. :)

喪打機, 頹廢靡爛的生活.


Song of the Day:
"No Frontiers" ~ 泳兒 x At 17
尋晚終於將首歌load 左入電話裡面, 今日逛Lougheed Mall 的時候第一次用headphone 聽.
嘩, 不得了... 重複聽了數次, 每次一聽到Ellen 唱"If life is a ballroom...", I felt the tingles down my spine.
真的很愛很愛Ellen, 哈!

Friday, May 11, 2007

謝謝各界人士的禱告, the training went well~ 似乎GLW (= 隔嚟位) 教得好過Roxanne - given the experience she has accumulated. 不過, 到下個period end 的時候, 我都唔會記得架啦! 唔得, 今次我無論如何都要學得識! 同GLW 一邊training 一邊傾計, 幾好啊~ :)

又再一次證明MNG (= manager = 老細) 真係唔中意我啦! 今日auditors 買左Capers lemon tarts, MNG 特登拎左半個tart 俾GLW, 但係無拎俾我囉! 算啦, 盡自己本份咪算囉, right?

Too many acronyms...
WSB = 黃小寶 = my handsome car
SPV = supervisor [應該唔會再出現]
GLW = 隔嚟位 = my only frd @ work
MNG = manager = 老細
M.A. = Mr. Ant = my fiance
BBB = Bloody Buddy Bean = 大豆
YSL = 楊小黎 = you know who
SLS = 小懶星 = 寵物仔
LWY = 梁慧茵 = 梁星
YH = [restricted to YSL's knowledge]
PT / PTP = [restricted to YSL's knowledge]

見WSB 咁鬼污糟, 實在再忍唔住喇! 放工的時候車左佢去Petro Canada 沖個靚涼 - 點知又係咁, 唔知點解條track 輸送唔到WSB, 搞到我又要係咁轉gears (D -> N, N -> D), 遲早整壞WSB! :p 下次都係等我自己幫佢沖涼算喇!

洗完車番到屋企, 覺得係時候要幫WSB 整理番副儀容. 美容療程包括:
1. 將爛到不堪的澳洲國旗換上一支新的Sweden 國旗 - 唔好問我點解係Sweden, 其實只係因為N 年前買落, 喺屋企隨手搵到.
2. WSB 個下巴受左傷差唔多成年, 終於幫佢貼番塊藥水膠布. Jocelyn 可能又會話: "下?! 車嚟架喎, 咁都貼貼紙?!" Right... 我估我有種癖好. 多謝之前唔記得係邊個提醒我(公主? 小黎?) , 問我點解唔貼張貼紙去cover up 個疤痕 - 係喎, 我之前又真係無諗過喎! 或者我暗啞底都諗, "下?! 車嚟架喎?!"
今晚團契有"短宣洪" (oops, 唔記得邊個咁唔尊重改左個咁嘅名, 應該係"洪牧師") 嚟講"如何向家人傳福音". YSL, you should have come... =/


Elmoly 話佢媽媽話我似Ellen; 哈! =] 不過我又覺得, 如果人地唔係知道我中意Ellen, 基本上又唔會覺得我似囉, 就正如當年好多人話我似蔣志光一樣. 咦, 咁睇嚟我真係似黃子華囉! 因為我又唔係中意佢但係都俾人話我似佢! =_="

Gotta admit that this gal plays REALLY good!! I wish I could play that too...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MpQUl0q5s8

嘩嘩嘩! 拎到隻"Burnout Dominator" 喇! Thanks Alan! 平左成$30 啊!! 半價都唔駛, 好抵! =]


哎呀, 而家連M.A. 都係讀者添, 嘩, 小心D 講野先! =)

I tried, but it didn't help, so I'm giving up.

Have fun with 藍他卡... 其實我估Sunshine Coast 應該係計long d 囉! 今次大鑊喇... x_x"


Song of the Day:
"Where Did You Go" ~ Jets Overhead
Where did you go?
Oooo, I don't wanna know
... Jets Overhead 係果次睇BSS 的supporting artist. =/

Thursday, May 10, 2007

朝早準備出門口的時候, 媽咪又再次突然間叫我車佢出去! -_-" (無錯, 你無睇錯, 依篇係新嘅post, 不過朝早劈頭一發生嘅事同尋日係一樣的.) 假如我養成了唔黐家的惡習, 那一定是從媽咪遺傳落嚟的. 其實我真係好憎自己成日用D 好唔acceptable 的態度去對媽咪, 我都唔知點解自己硬係咁! =( 我估係因為媽咪有好多想法同做法都係我好難agree on 的, 而且佢一向對我同我D 朋友都比較無理, 所以令我暗啞底好唔認同佢, 對佢的tolerance level 亦相當低... Sounds scary, doesn't it? 但其實點都好, 都係唔應該俾藉口自己, 因為錯的事情, 無論點樣俾藉口都唔會變成對的. 係我錯; 不過真係好難改啊. Prayers in need indeed.

番工, 很痛苦. 整日裡面都係做D 手板眼見clerical 工夫, 但亦係一定要做嘅野. 隔嚟位話今個fiscal 開始我"真係" 要做Variance Analysis 喇(之前雖然講過, 但最後俾我側側膊避過左)! 聽日佢會教我囉! 唉, SAD 爆, 諗住聽日都Friday 啦, 求求其其hea 左佢咪算囉, 點知整壇咁杰嘅野出嚟, CHUR! 其實我真係好擔心, 極度擔心: 又擔心自己做唔嚟(knowledge-wise), 但更加擔心自己time-wise 根本唔會做得切. 我個post 每逢period end 的時候就有一大堆極度time-consuming 的clerical work 要做, 又得我自己做喎! 根本都唔會有時間去做其他學術少少, 需要用腦少少嘅野. 而家都仲好D, 起碼有Leanne 幫我搞掂accruals; 但佢淨係會留到6 月咋播?! 之後我真係會10 個死囉... x_x" YSL 話, "When in doubt, go to Calgary." Right, maybe I really should...

放工搭電梯落carpark 的時候, 又到左"每日諗一諗" 的時間 - 諗下究竟我將黃小寶泊左喺P2 定P3. 然後我就驚覺, 嘩, 又一日! 突然又諗好快就到聽日, "Variance Analysis", 死期到. 然後, PYZ 小朋友就同我講番我地Silly Trinity 的名句: "一定會發生嘅野其實係唔駛驚的." =_=" 天父... 救我.

Internet 繼續唔work, 最終都係要打電話去俾Telus technical support. 個哥哥仔都唔知係咪新嚟嘅! 竟然話應該係我個modem 壞, 跟住就問我想唔想即刻order 埋, 咁我問佢要俾幾多錢啦, 佢又話唔知喎! =_=" 咁我就話等我自己去Best Buy 睇下先. 收線之後, 有諗過即刻走去Best Buy, 不過又死心不息想再搞多陣, 而且見個modem 似乎有D 起色, 唔係好似之前咁淨係得盞power 燈著左, 加上YSL 極力話無可能係個modem 壞(雖然我都唔知佢背後的rationale 係乜野... 總之就無可能咁囉?!). 搞完一大輪, 終於都搞番掂, 雖然中間用左好多時間又got stuck 又盛. 有得用, 咁都算好啦. 其實, 如果媽咪以前唔係用咁強硬的手段去令我極度無機會接觸電腦, 或者可能我大學的時候會去讀Comp Sci instead; 大概會襯我的外型多D 吧?!

謝謝Shun 上個禮拜喺comments 度post 俾我嘅link! 正啊! =)

"Tighten your muscles; tighten, tighten, tighten..." 真係會抽筋架喎! 笑死我~

這個世界, 有天才, 也有庸才. 唉... =(

想講"par" 果壇野; 不過, 算啦, 下次吧.

Song of the Day:
"Unsent" ~ Alanis Morissette
(出自我最唔中意的一隻Alanis 嘅碟 -> Gr.12 的回憶)
這些程度有分別嗎:
> I like you a lot
> I like you too much
> I love you muchly
> You rock my world
... 我喜歡"I like you too much", 感覺上很澎湃, 又似是果個人唔值得你去愛但你又偏要愛死要愛.
Ya, too much.
或許我都有很多心底話想同很多人講, 但大部分都是UNSENT 吧. =/

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

朝早準備出門口的時候, 媽咪又突然間叫我車佢出去. 今次真係"突然間" 架, 因為媽咪之前完全無同我提起過, 係我落到樓下先見到佢已經喺門口準備就緒! -_-" 其實我唔係話好唔願意車佢, 不過我真係好唔中意D 咁out of planning 嘅野囉! 來回用左10 分鐘 - 雖然好似唔係好多時間, 但係朝早嚟講, 差10 分鐘已經差好多架喇. 不過都感謝神, 趕得切番工之餘, 仲有時間去Starbucks grab some food. 本來打算飲mild, 不過唔知受到邊個影響, 望一望個介紹coffee of the day 嘅牌, 覺得佢今日嘅dark 好似幾吸引咁(Guatemala blend, with "nutty flavour"), 所以都係決定飲dark. 其實我從來都唔會望果個牌嘅囉... 你又教曉左我一樣野(out of many others).

System 繼續down, emails & 電話繼續如雪花紛飛. Tough week. =(

唉, 又用$$... Flyers 其實應該被納入為"危險物品", 簡直一掂即死.

D 英文啪啪聲, 啪到呢... *勁*

補完習, 去左搵公主幫我畫幾隻龜, 然後去左Coquitlam Centre 交Fido bill. 突然間覺得好肚餓, 所以忍唔住去老麥買左個Chicken Snack Wrap, 一路行番出car park 的時候已經拆開左嚟食. 點知, 行行下食食下見到Sam & Stephen 好鬼恩愛咁拖晒手行, 寒喧左幾句之後我就同佢地分道揚鑣. 之後, 我突然諗, 其實佢地會唔會覺得我好*MISERABLE* 呢, 又番工又補習, 補完習仲要一條冷行Coq Cen, 之後仲要食Chicken Snack Wrap做dinner (佢地以為), 仲要一路行一路食... -_-" Eh... 其實唔係真係咁miserable 架咋; 至少, 個snack wrap 真係只係我嘅snack. 為食之過?

番工, system down 左; 番到屋企, Internet down 左. 很明顯依幾日交上惡運. =( 而且, 無論係醫生定係我阿媽, 都expect 我可以fix 到個problem, even though it's out of the scope of my expertise. 真係搞笑, just few years back, 媽咪仲係會因為唔俾我上網而收埋晒D keyboard / 電腦cables; 而家又突然間覺得我係電腦expert, 可以解決晒屋企裡面所有大小電腦問題. 哈, 唔係掛?! 對我fair 少少好唔好, realistic 少少好唔好?!


成日都gluo gluo, 真係好Q cute 架喎! 吸引人的.

Song of the Day:
"Pretty Friend" ~ Frente!
... and cutie friend?

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

朝早無用$$ 買早餐, 淨係番到公司食instant 麥皮, 都算乖喇.

個system 由尋日下午就開始down down 地(其實都唔止down down 地, 因為多數嘅key functions 都唔work!), 今日D emails, error reports, 電話, 有如雪花飄降. @_@" 咁多個醫生打電話嚟, 多數都仍然幾好聲氣(though I know they are pretty frustrated). 唯獨是Dr. K. S. (女醫生), 衰到爆燈, 惡到發瘟 - sometimes I really can't convince myself they are actually DOCTORS. 醫者父母心? 算把啦!

Thanks for the prayers, 今日都算productive 啦: 應付左auditors (暫時), 做好晒journal entries (in a very sloppy manner :p), 幫老細type 好封信(eh... 其實我真係唔係秘書小姐囉)... 明天仍要繼續.

四圍都係mouse traps, 成日裡面, 得閒就喺度諗放工之後番學應該行邊條路. 結果我選擇左行Main; 快就一定唔會快架喇, 不過都幾好, 重拾果陣去Tupper 打波的記憶. 初初有諗過去JJ Beans 隔嚟的pizza 舖買pizza 食, 但係又怕要泊車好麻煩. 點知去到果個block 的時候, 又真係剛剛好有個泊車位! Yeah! :) 仲要無聊到去埋7-11 隔嚟的Pawn Shop 兜左個圈, 有CD 賣又有結他賣, 不過都唔係太有心機睇. 買左兩件pizzas, 大食到呢~ 忍得住無去JJ Beans 買coffee - 其實係因為打算番到學校買Tim HortonS 嘛.

去到Langara, as planned 去左買Tim HortonS coffee (2nd cup today). 嘩, 我都唔記得喺幾耐之前已經完全忘記左"roll up the rim" 依回事, 但係竟然Langara 裡面間Tim 仔仲有果D 杯! 我估全城係得佢仲有架咋! 都無用丫, 又無中獎. 搵班房搵左一輪, 終於搵到啦, 發覺原來係computer lab 嚟架喎! 心諗, 大鑊, "no food or drinks", 咁我咪要極速啪晒成杯large coffee?! 結果我坐左喺班房出面D 凳度, 勁乖咁用幾分鐘狂chur 晒成杯large coffee. 衝入個lab 度, 望到黑版上大大隻字寫住話喺另一個班房上堂 - 仲要果個係普通班房, 唔係lab (= 可以飲飲食食)!! =_=" Eh... 洽少我一陣得唔得?

Re-take MIS, 1st lecture 感覺還不錯. 老師教得好過以前SFU 的Hayward 好多好多 - 雖然有可能係我俾以前上堂專心左, 有心機左(cuz I paid big bucks for it!); 又或者現時的我, 比起N 年前俾媽咪收埋keyboard 的我, 明顯地more computer literated. Anyway, 希望真係學到野啦. 老師講野的語氣態度, reminded me of Margaret. ~_~"

成晚又講Apple 又講Intel, reminded me of 小黎& 四叔. 老師話Apple 其實唔係真係好過MS, 係全靠marketing 的功力營造左個image 出嚟, 令大眾覺得creative 嘅型人就要用Apple. 哈, 搞笑喎~

Freebies:
老師口中可以同Microsoft Office 媲美的Office Suites:
www.openoffice.org
可以一試, 好過用老翻吧! =)


Hanging you. =/ 3 more days; 話咁快就過!

Song of the Day:
"約定妳" ~ Online

Monday, May 07, 2007

尋晚眼訓到懵左, 11 點幾就已經訓左, 不過今朝起身都仍然係勁"支力". 幸好依幾日都會忙到抽筋, 所以我先堅決無請病假. 好早就番到公司附近, 去左Solly's 坐... and 打機... 沉迷到呢~ (仲差D 遲到添!)

今日第一次有auditor approached 我, 仲要係朝早9 點幾我都未訓醒的時候!! =_=" <- 我exactly 係用對咁嘅眼望住佢囉! 結果到今日放工我都未整理好D 資料俾佢. 哎呀, 其實好鬼驚, 我實唔識答佢D 問題架喎... =/

今日水深火熱之際, 老細都仲要點我做D 無聊野... Eh... Leave me alone 好嗎?

見到其中一個auditor 勁chur 煙, 令我諗起好學生vs 好孩子. 小學的彭盈姿同學都算是個好學生, 我亦自覺係個好孩子, 所以小時候, 在我心目中, 好學生= 好孩子. 到讀中學的時候, 這信念開始有點動搖. 到讀大學的時候, 簡直完全崩潰. -_-" 其實我一直以來好多beliefs 都係錯的; 唉, 蠢.

唉... 真係要坐到勁後呀!!! =( 100,000 個SAD; wanna cry.

Sheffy 口中的現代版"執字粒":
"對一般人黎講, 寫Blog可能係好簡單, 但係對我黎講一D都唔容易。自己想用中文寫Blog (覺得比較有親切感^^), 但係又唔識打中文woh, 結果用左最蠢嘅方法: 由其他中文網頁copy & paste。真真係粒粒皆辛苦ga, 所以唔好話我每日寫得甘小或者寫錯字啦...可能真係要學下打字或者買個手寫板 =P"
... 朱總, 你係得嘅! 令小魚羊5 體投地!!


今日同朱總講電話的時候, 講到某一句, 打算唔用"果壇野" 嚟形容, 但係我諗左3 秒都仲係諗唔到有乜野phrase 去代替! "果樣野"? '果件事"? 好似無論邊句都硬係唔係好表達到咁; 我估我中文越來越差了.

今晚做左handygal, fixed 左綠色jacket 的鈕, 換左燈泡; 都算productive 啦.

Sorry 呀, 唔記得左綠茶cheesecake. *oo* 不過都仲好好味! 1000 thanks!

Wedding 壇野繼續逐少逐少有眉目. Thanks God & thanks for your prayers.


今日好疏遠呢... 為6 月做好準備嗎? =( 無PT, 咁係咪無messed up 呢? 俾心機, 仲有4 日咋, 捱埋佢!

而我, 聽晚就開學喇! 淨係諗起從公司渣車落去Langara 的路程, 已經無晒心機. 都話咯, 基本上公司附近方圓10km 嘅路, 全部都係陷阱嚟架! 慌死整唔死我咁. x_x"

Song of the Day:
"出生入死" ~ 何韻詩
今日繼續聽依隻碟(Sheff's pick).
哈哈, 係啦, 唔知點解一唱hocc 某D 歌我就會自動變聲?
不過從來都無人話過我架...

Sunday, May 06, 2007

今日係我地"第一期領詩員訓練班" 獻詩的大日子. Supposed 要8:15am 番到教會集合, 我亦本來打算好似番工咁7am 起身, 點知... 7:40am 先起身, 仲要沖涼仲要去接Nenson. 不過, 到最後竟然都只係遲到5 分鐘, 咁都算好啦. 獻詩好開心, 同心合力咁去做一件事, 從來都係好的. 不過Wai Ho 話我MMO, 哈! (其實我無喎, 因為我唔係小環丫嘛!)

老麥今日又洽我喇! 丫, 下次真係唔幫襯佢地呀!

番龍爺的主日學, quite interesting (both the material & 龍爺). 哎呀, 基於班房的設計, 如果第日我遲到的話, 就真係樣衰爆喇!

Clement 叔叔今日(& 上次) 無講"神是個靈" 呢! 有D 唔慣添. "請耐心聽小弟讀出以下經文".


唉... 不捨得潘傳道要離開我地教會. I love the way she preaches so much!! 尤記得當初倩姨同我都覺得佢好似大福麵包的cashier, 另外又有唔知邊個話覺得佢似螞蟻媽媽... 還有她的一句: "Have a Mary's Christmas" ["祝你有一個瑪利亞式的聖誕" -> 因為果篇講道係叫我地要學習Mary.] 聽住佢嘅分享, 搞到我又流淚添.

謝謝YSL 的Lemon Tart; 果然名不虛傳, 好好味啊!! :) Thanks a lot. 食到喇食到喇, 終於食到豆腐窩喇! =) [雖然就食得比較趕...] Sorry 囉, 我真係唔記得原來你叫過我compare 水母饌的豆腐粉絲窩同韓國豆腐窩; 我真係無理由會話水母饌好食D 架喎! -_-" Anyway, wish you like it.


Fun games tonight... 多謝VeLa 的光臨, 令我地又再次贏波喎! 哈哈, Fun Team 將男彭換左做女彭好似好D? :D 不過我知道我唔係一個稱職嘅offside 囉! *oo* SORRY GUYS!!

嘩... 蝕到呢! SLS 的主人被縱容之下訓左n 個5 分鐘; PT 真的令人messed up. 又一齊講野, 今次仲挑戰極限, 唔係淨係單字, 而係一句phrase! 勁果D 嚟架喎.

謝謝4 處頻撲的M.A.; 辛苦你啦!

Song of the Day:
"You're So Great" ~ Blur
cos you're so great and i love you...